Insults

Heres a couple of handy insults.

Ur so fat that when the bus uncle tried to turn around u, he ran out of gas,
Ur so fat that when u walked past ur mother, she missed five episodes of her program.
Ur so fat that ur mother had to use her legs to hug u.
Ur so fat that when i cut u, cream of mushroom came out.
Ur so fat that when u jump, ur nose gets broken cause ur stomach keeps bouncing up n down.
Ur so fat that when ronald macdonald asked where you got ur body from, u said,"Fries, char kway teow, laksa......"
Ur so stupid that u went to the north pole to gat a suntan.

This is part 1, so watch out for part 2!!!!!!!!!