Joke

A god wanted to grant anyones wish today as he was in a good mood. He saw two people on a building, wanting to jump down. One was a chinese while another was another religion( i dun wan to be racist). The chinese jumped and shouted, "Save me and bless me!" His wish was granted and he was saved and blessed. The other religion jumped and shouted " save me and bless me" The god heard " save me and blast me" U noe the ending right? The god granted his wish. He landed properly and did not die. ! second later, " Boom!"