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Something like wad Davis and Vincent posted last time ( i try nt to hav the same ones ) More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. ( U mean they post letters juz to deliver a message? ) Rats and horses can't vomit. ( Wad do they do when they feel nauseous? ) If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out. ( So u better nt force urself to stay awake in class! ) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. ( Do their wives noe about wad they are doing? ) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. ( If it does, the farm will be as noisy as a supermarket ) 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. ( Wonder wad will their boss say if the employee handed in the photo of their buttocks as a project named " something personal ") In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. ( Whoa! Better tape ur mouth when sleeping next time! ) Cat's urine glows under a black-light. ( glow in the dark? ) Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented.It was ruled “Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden”…and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ( Everyone lets invent a word ourselves! ) Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury. ( No surprise, a thousand dollar note for Monopoly is only made of 3 cent worth of paper and colors ) The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000 ( Does it include toddlers jumping up ? They stay airborne for awhile when in the air. ) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. ( So top scorers for PSLE has ' dirty hair? ) If u were to spell out numbers till there is an 'A' in it, keep going till one thousAnd ( oOo, y didn't i notice this before? ) -Brian