sry the post was made by me, davis.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
interesting facts
here are some interesting facts(some may be repeated from Vincent's)
INTERESTING FACTS
1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it)
3. A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How’d they figure this out, and why?)
4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can’t get over that pig thing)
(Don’t try this at home…maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn’t seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm……..)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you’re ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of…?)
(Do taxpayers pay for this research??)
9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew….? Who cares? How’d they find out, did they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes…can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it’s head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(Honey, I’m home. What the….)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there…)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig … quality over quantity)
15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That’s almost as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish don’t have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
MAN U ROCKKS
MAN U'S THE ONE!! The Red Devils did it once again. Losers were the Blues, and I think they must be feeling blue now. =) Below is the article of the Champions League Final between Red Devils & The Blues.
Soccer: Van der Sar the hero in Man Utd shootout win
HERO: Manchester United goalkeeper Van der Sar saves a penalty from Chelsea's Anelka to win the UEFA Champions League final at the Luzhniki stadium in Moscow. -- PHOTO: REUTERS
MOSCOW - MANCHESTER United were crowned kings of Europe for the third time on Wednesday when they beat Chelsea 6-5 on penalties after a breathless all-English Champions League final had finished 1-1 after extra time.
United's 37-year-old goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar, appearing in his third final 13 years after his first with Ajax Amsterdam, saved the decisive spot kick from substitute Nicolas Anelka.
The victory completed a famous double for the Old Trafford team who pipped Chelsea to the Premier League title 10 days ago.
It was an emotional triumph for United, coming 50 years after the Munich air disaster, and there was a huge cheer for one of the survivors, Bobby Charlton, when he joined the team at the presentation of the trophy he lifted in 1968 before Alex Ferguson led the team to a second success in 1999.
'We've had fate on our side all season and I felt that fate played its hand with John Terry slipping,' Ferguson said of the Chelsea captain's penalty miss.
Heartbreaking night
It was a heartbreaking night for Terry, who had the chance to take the trophy to Stamford Bridge for the first time but sent what would have been the winning penalty against the outside of the post.
How they played
CHELSEA:
PETR CECH 7
Made a terrific double save to prevent Chelsea going two goals behind.
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Relieved Ronaldo spared his worst day
MOSCOW - Cristiano Ronaldo feared his penalty miss in Wednesday's Champions League final shootout would be the worst moment of his life before keeper Edwin van der Sar earned Manchester United a dramatic win over Chelsea.
'I don't know what to say, I thought we would lose when I missed,' Ronaldo, who had his kick saved by Petr Cech, told ITV after United won 6-5 on penalties following a thrilling match that ended 1-1 after extra time.
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'John Terry's a man's man, not many centre halves will stand up and say I will take the last penalty because everybody knows that's the thing it can hang on,' said Frank Lampard, whose equaliser had cancelled out Cristiano Ronaldo's opener.
United's Portugal winger had been inexplicably left unmarked to head home a curled right-wing cross from fullback Wes Brown for the 42nd goal of his all-conquering season.
The goal brought the game to life as Van der Sar prevented a Rio Ferdinand own goal with a terrific instinctive save while Chelsea's Petr Cech kept out Carlos Tevez's stooping header and then tipped over Michael Carrick's follow-up drive.
Chelsea had shown little but levelled when Essien's long-range shot was deflected into the path of Lampard, who duly dispatched it from six metres.
The Londoners looked much more energised in the second half as Michael Essien and Michael Ballack fired shots just over.
Premier trademark
The patient, European-style approach of the opening quarter had been replaced by football with a Premier League trademark - high-paced and physical, with a sprinkling of errors and battered bodies littering the temporary turf.
Didier Drogba was among them 12 minutes from time, but as he has so often before, made a miraculous recovery to curl a 20 metre shot against a post.
Ryan Giggs, the only survivor from United's treble-winning 1999 final team, came off the bench in the 87th minute for his 759th appearance, breaking Charlton's club record.
But he could not fashion a repeat of the storied last-gasp victory of that year and the game went into extra time.
Chelsea maintained their momentum and Lampard scooped a shot against the bar within four minutes of the restart but they needed Terry to deny Giggs a fairytale goal by heading the winger's shot over the bar with Cech beaten.
As the clock ticked down - towards 2am local time - tempers boiled over and Drogba was sent off for slapping Nemanja Vidic.
The shootout first went Chelsea's way as Ronaldo, who had missed a penalty early in the semi-final against Barcelona, saw his effort saved.
Ballack, Juliano Belletti, Lampard and Ashley Cole all scored for Chelsea but when Terry failed the momentum shifted.
Anderson and Giggs netted for United and, although Salomon Kalou was on target for Chelsea, Van der Sar blocked Anelka's effort to secure the giant silver trophy once again. -- REUTERS
DUNCAN BOY SCREAMMING
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HAHAHA! i dont post but im gonna post for a simple reason!
GO MY BLOGG! haha, i have a blog.
Most of you dont have!
I HAVE A BLOG
GO MY BLOG!
dont go, then never mind lor,
i whack you in school, Joking!
THE RESULTS, everybody dont be sad,
BUCK UP!
you sad also no use, you sad and buck up then got use!
JIAYOU 6 COURAGE!
5courage rock.
SHIQING 0000000000000 puttputt
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
WAT THE **** (FISH)
Okay.. So long since someone posted on the blog so I'm the first one since Mr Lee's birthday . My exam marks was RUBBISH . But it was acceptable . Blehhx . I hate the english paper . So hard :X . I wish I could redo all my exams . But it seems IMPOSSIBLE . WAT THE HECK !!!!!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Million Thanks!
What more can I say? A very big "Thank You" to all 6 Couragers and a few other P6 students for your well wishes. I didn't expect that. It was almost impossible to believe that you could actually find my old website! Frankly speaking, I'd forgotten its existence!
Thank you so much for that unforgettable experience. =)
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
HAHA THAT IS STAN
THE SOUTHPARK THING
ANYWAY I HOPE YOU DON'T SEE THIS BEFORE TMR
IF YOU SEE IT JUST PRETEND YOU DIDN'T
AND YA HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPIE BIRTHDAY
THANK YOU FOR TEACHING US FOR THIS FOUR YEARS
(MOST OF US ANYWAY)
WE WILL STUDY HARD FOR OUR PSLE
AND THIS IS YOUR PROFOLE PAGE
LIKE EIGHT YEARS AGO
HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
I HOPE EVERYTHING WENT AS PLANNED=)
WATEVER
OPPS.
AND TYS PEIZHEN AND VIVIANWONG FOR THE WEBBIE
OK THATS ALL
BUHBYE
ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY=)
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
37 Stuff you'd probably not know.
Here are somethings you may not know......
1. CocaCola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States ..
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you
Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
History. "Spades" King David; "Clubs" Alexander the Great;
" Hearts" Charlemagne; "Diamonds" Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the
horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
Ans. All invented by women.
18. Honey This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in firstclass.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
{Vincent}
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